What's the plan replublicans?

2012? Romney sucks. Ron Paul is an out of touch isolationist. Buchanan, cain, blahblah blaaa..... nothing looks like they can beat the man who personally shot osama in the face? Who's the dark horse? The razor company spokeman with the failing movie career? Coked out failing frat boy hier? How can we get Elise Belkmen to run?